dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

penumbradreamer:

Noticing the changes someone has made because you’ve introduced them to new things is the best feeling. Whether it be that now they drink coffee, or have started listening to a new band. It feels good to see their little changes of habit, simply because you are a part of their life. A little piece of you, has become a regular part of them.

(Source: lopmon)

orgyganic:

deadguy95:

orgyganic:

the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck

he died????

wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i’d still be pretty pissed

(Source: hotpuppies)

neilnevins:

disneydrooler:

laughing because she is.

i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective

(Source: elsakingdom)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

frickass:

why

frickass:

why

(Source: krawps)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

lehroi:

Zwibez III Interim storage for nuclear waste, connecting stairs, 2011.Luca Zanier

lehroi:

Zwibez III Interim storage for nuclear waste, connecting stairs, 2011.
Luca Zanier

(Source: champagnepapucho)

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

(Source: mondegreener)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

carryonmypreciousbaby:

Can you imagine if someone showed him this? Jared would laugh his giant ass off and Jensen would just give him the silent “die slowly” glare.

now I want a Supernatural where they meet Da Vinci (his ghost or time travel, I don’t even care) and Da Vinci spends the whole episode in awe of Dean and makes numerous sketches of his face

castiel-knight-of-hell:

carryonmypreciousbaby:

Can you imagine if someone showed him this? Jared would laugh his giant ass off and Jensen would just give him the silent “die slowly” glare.

now I want a Supernatural where they meet Da Vinci (his ghost or time travel, I don’t even care) and Da Vinci spends the whole episode in awe of Dean and makes numerous sketches of his face