May 2013
i-am-superjohnlocked:
tennant-hair-porn:
groverunderhood:
porrimz:
I feel like green is an underrated colour
like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like
just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is
I know, right
I kinda prefer when you blend multiple shades of green together. I like how variations of a single color can work off of each...
i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk...
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday
thegreatkhaleesi:
you get a whole new experience when you put tumblr after a person’s name on google images
weepingfandom:
A true form of torture is sending me into Barnes and Noble without money
superwholocks-bitch:
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
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HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
rosesollux:
OH my god okay so I was on my google analytics to see who was on my blog and I
Wait
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND
UHHHHHHHHHH
brobrokev:
my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep
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leggomego:
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
pityreblogs:
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
wanktissue:
lubricatedtaco:
wanktissue:
its so weird to call it the “mall”
in australia we are very creative
we call one store a “shop”
and many stores “the shops”
Your url is wanktissue.
i dont think youre in any position to judge, lubricatedtaco
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That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
findadventure:
victoryjobs:
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
joetrohnam:
Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
inrowlingwetrust:
everyone’s always like talking about how john green’s an author and how it’s funny that he does weird stuff
but like hank green
has a degree in biochemistry
and a master’s degree in environmental studies
and he does stuff
like this
I mean c’mon how great is he
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justhalfofme:
I could never forgive you for what you put me through and that really sucks because you honestly were the best friend I’ve ever had.
