i-am-superjohnlocked: tennant-hair-porn: groverunderhood: porrimz: I feel like green is an underrated colour like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is I know, right I kinda prefer when you blend multiple shades of green together. I like how variations of a single color can work off of each...
i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk...
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday
thegreatkhaleesi: you get a whole new experience when you put tumblr after a person’s name on google images
weepingfandom: A true form of torture is sending me into Barnes and Noble without money
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
rosesollux: OH my god okay so I was on my google analytics to see who was on my blog and I Wait WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND UHHHHHHHHHH
brobrokev: my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep
leggomego: friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
pityreblogs: sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
wanktissue: lubricatedtaco: wanktissue: its so weird to call it the “mall” in australia we are very creative we call one store a “shop” and many stores “the shops” Your url is wanktissue. i dont think youre in any position to judge, lubricatedtaco
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
joetrohnam: Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
inrowlingwetrust: everyone’s always like talking about how john green’s an author and how it’s funny that he does weird stuff but like hank green has a degree in biochemistry and a master’s degree in environmental studies and he does stuff like this I mean c’mon how great is he
justhalfofme: I could never forgive you for what you put me through and that really sucks because you honestly were the best friend I’ve ever had.