Somebody! Give me something to write my opinion...
Me when filling out an about me page
After the Dentist
Mother: Okay, where do you want to eat?
Mother: No. That's too fatty.
Brother: Taco Bell?
While walking with your friends...
imlivinginnirvana: beliebinjus: … Cool boys and their friends … Cool girls and their friends … You and your friends True.
When you close the wrong tab
GOAL COMPLETE! Amburgers and Woot beer! 100 posts!...
2 great birthday present ideas
Why am I posting so many things? So I can reach...
Get a job losers we're going shopping!
Much more realistic
People really ought to start thinking with their...
How to know if you're immature:
1788: First penal colony founded at Botany Bay Did you laugh?
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
Water: A non-renewable resource? I think so!
On average the temperature of the core of the Earth is dropping by 100 degrees every billion years. Once the elements that make up the liquid core of the earth freeze, the gravitational force of the Earth will weaken, as it already is. When the force is completely weakened to a state of near zero, meteors will be able to enter our atmosphere, followed by a harsh storm of countless more. This then...
When you're walking through school and all the...
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
lovelaughkeynes: myscarlookslikealightningbolt: zupshai: deathdoideemmyfriend: insert-awesome-username-here: katiefuckingdrew: rain-fallsdown: adantoremember: walksal0n3: Reblog to see hidden message AHAHAHHAH love the message lolololol hahaha How does it know? That’s weird. FINE. I’m sorry, but i already didi kay ? FUNNIEST MESSAGE EVAR!
I used to think it was cool to be homeless. I was homeless for a whole weekend once and it was so great. Living life on the edge baby! But now that I’m actually physically homeless, now that there is no physical roof above my head, I feel actually homeless. I now know what it feels like to not have any idea where you’re going to get your meal for the day, where you’re going to...
This is me complaining
Why do foreign kids run so much? Just sayin'
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the...– Deuteronomy 31:6
That awkward moment when you’re the first person...
Lucas: My dream boyfriend
Why did I disconnect my Tumblr from Facebook?
So I can have some freaking privacy from my nazi mother! Everything I do has to be in her control! I am sick of it! Today, she ripped every ounce of freedom from me brutally so she could run more of my life. No more clubs. No more teams. More tears of pain and agony. Jump off a cliff you freaking hobag! Mini rant. Sorry.
What I feel like when I go to the dentist