February 2011
The Oscars.
One thing you have to know about me in order to understand how happy and upset I am, is that I am an annual viewer of the Oscars. I love the Oscars! In fact, it’s the only awards show I watch. Why? Because unlike all of the other awards, it is not a popularity contest. These winners are chosen based only upon the talent they possess or show off.
Now, the night started out fairly well. They opened...
The Wild Life: Wear Red →
valcancino:
Currently, in Libya, men are being ordered to rape the women, soldiers are being forced to kill, funerals are being bombed, innocent bystanders are being murdered, and protesters are being brutally killed. Over 250 are dead in the last 24 hours and it hasn’t stopped there.
Wear red, the color…
This is what happened to me today, in the form of...
*Guy points out to me that he has a boner* (I didn’t want to find a gif for that, so I used a kitty jumping out of a tube, which I believe is a great representation)
AFTERWARDS….Kortney, Rachel, and Ebony are all:
If you're a male, don't read this, unless you're...
The great thing about being a girl? We can make your friends suffer with us by spending too much time with them.
Once upon a time, I was complaining to a friend about the p word and then she gets hers too. TAKE THAT! Now she has to suffer with me too.
Nelson: EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't...
twistedtheory:
YOU DO IT THEN
^
varlums:
NEW GLEE SONG - “Get It Right” Lea...
Me: I DON'T WANNA BE A GIRL ANYMORE
David: ?????
Me: Cramps, Obviously
David: Sorry
Me: WELL...Life sucks so I'm going to sit in my room, read, and pray to randomly fall into a coma
Goodnight! I love ya!
David: i LOVE YOU!!!!!! SO VERY MUCH!!!!!
Me: If you loved me, you would kill me and then reincarnate me as a dude
David: ..........................
then Jake would be dating a dude...
Me: If he loved me, he would go gay for me
David: wow
When I get a cramp
OWWW!!!!!!
FML
Are you done yet?
That’s it! There’s an easy fix for this!
Letters to Friends Part 3
The One Kid: I have no idea what your name is, but we are always talking to each other in the hallway and at games. Somehow you know my name, but that happens to me all of the time. I keep trying to stealthily figure out what your name is. I’m usually really good at doing that, but for some reason, my power fades with you. I find it really weird how you idolize me. You talk to me all of the time...
[Brandon, Casey, and I discuss Taco Bell and how much we can eat for under 10 dollars during a lockdown drill.]
Keith: You're sitting here talking about Taco Bell and we're about to die?
Brandon Rusk: I'm in a band.
Casey Lyman: Yeah, Brittany and I used to be in a metal band too. Right, Brittany? Back in the day?
Me: Yeah, I remember!
Keith Henderson: What was your name?
Me: Smashing Pumpkins, but some jerks stole our name.
Casey: Then we were MetalHead
Me: But that was taken too.
FACT: Rachel Hopkins Tumblr stalks me XD
I NEED to get ungrounded. Any ideas?
Ever since my grounding, I’ve been doing small sneaky things that I know will really make my parents angry or irked, but now I have decided that it’s time to surrender. After all, I have a speech meet this weekend and that’s more important.
“Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that...”
– -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (film)
Harry Potter is always relevant.
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